Thought of the Day

A man fell in a ditch. Realist: "That is a ditch". Optimist: "Things will get better". Pessimist: "Things will get worse". Newspaper reporter: "I will pay you for an exclusive story about life in the ditch". Mathematician: "I will calculate the length and depth and width of the ditch". A Christian Pastor: " I see three things about the ditch that are noteworthy". Income tax agent: "Have you paid your taxes for the ditch?". A Man: Give me your hand" and his name is Jesus Christ of Divine Mercy. ♥ ♥